Tempting. Levi x Reader

Listen while you read~ might not fit but good song.




“Brat what’s your name!” I look up into his grey eyes defiantly, my (e/c) orbs glaring into his cranium.

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name still smells as sweet.” The instant raising of his fist, tells me that this man doesn’t appreciate sass or Shakespeare. WACK his calloused knuckles meet ever so shockingly with my jaw almost sending me backwards. Even though his usual punch would send a cadet flying, I was undeniably stubborn and refused to move.

“What’s you bloody name, I won’t ask again!” Obviously unamused by my not falling on my ass he continues to blatantly glare at me in front of the survey corps.

“I take thee at thy word, call me but love-“ SMACK his flat palm fly quickly across my face splitting my lip, sufficiently silencing me. I let the warm red liquid dribble down my chin as if it isn’t there. The dropping of the crimson ooze onto my white uniform makes the man flare his nostrils in disgust.

“Filthy. Idiot. Brat. That’s not how you talk to your superior!” I smile a toothy grin the taste of rusty metal evident in my mouth.

“Dear Juliet why art Thou yet so fair?” And those where my last words. Nah just joking he just head butted me and I passed out.

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“Butt love! Yo butt love!” oh holy wall Maria, who is making that awful gosh darn racket. I squeeze my eyes open to see two very large dilated, glasses cover eyes peering at me with excitement, adorning a toothy grin.

“Oh shit.” The croakiness to my voice cause this grinning crazy woman to break into a fit of laughter. What have I done…

“Oh you’re a blast! I have never laughed so hard in my life! When short got so pissed he head butted you! Oh it was beautiful! Your sudden head jerking backward sprayed blood on his uniform! I saw it with mine own eyes here on his manley chest!” I sit up slowly and find myself face to face, with the beast. I flinch backward a bit in shock but she gets closer.

“It felt fantastic.” I rub the back of my neck soothing the pain from the whiplash. I let out a groan of agony screw me and my problems with authority figures, it will be the death of me.

“And calling him Juliet! It’s better than shorty!” Ringing in my ears that is all I can hear ringing… this woman…

“Yeah, was one of my finest moments…” is this female alright in the brain, or does she need to take some tablets or something… I need some tablets.

“You need to be my best friend! My Names Hanji Zoe! What’s yours?!” I raise my brow at her… is she serious, she watched me get my ass handed to me and that makes me friend material.

“(Y/n)… nice to meet you Hanji…” I wearily eye her as she grabs my hand and furiously shakes it.

“Now let’s go get lunch!” the hand she was previously shaking is now her medium to lead me to my inevitable doom.  She drags me out of bed and out the room I garb my boots and jacket in one swipe with my free hand as we exit/sprit out of the room to the mess hall.

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SLAM! The mess hall doors swing open with a deafening bang due to Hanji’s overly excited foot connecting with the sturdy wood.

“LUNCH TIME!” the entire survey corps turns an looks at me for the second time today, the new recruits are already used to my antics, but these soldiers, a whole other can of fish.

“Hey…” I raise my hand and reluctantly wave as I walk into the hall and grab my tray. I scan the food option trying to forget about the continuing burning sensation I’m feeling from the multiple eyes on me from around the room. My options are slop, mysterious mushy things, bricks, or bread. I grab a loaf of bread and what I presume to be watered down mashed potatoes and sit at a random empty table.

“Talk with ya later (Y…-) –“ Hanji looks over to the steely eyed man who’s glare is fixated on me and giggles, not revealing my name to him. She looks back over to me and throws me a wink and rushed over to the leaders table. I roll my eyes and begin drinking my mashed potatoes in peace.

“Yo what’s up pretty lady.” Well that didn’t last long, I drag my eyes up to meet a very horse like human standing at the table, I scan him up and down then look back to my food and ignore him.

“HA See told you she wouldn’t talk to an idiot like you!” still not interested what happening across from me I play with my spoon. What does draw my attention is when about 6 people sit around me. I look up in mild shock and scan the group around me, two girls and four boys. I sit up straight now feeling awkward with my sudden popularity.

“Hey. My names Armin.” The small blond boy who could easily be mistaken for a girl gestures to himself in an introduction, in reply I give him a small smile. “This is Mikasa and Eren. They are my childhood friends.” The motions to the boy and girl sitting beside me, the raven haired girl is strikingly beautiful, and Eren has weirdly green eyes.

“That horse face.” Eren points to the male who originally spoke to me. The male throws a glare at Eren, I surmised this isn’t his name but it does suit his appearance.

“It jean, don’t listen to titan boy he’s just jealous I get all the chicks.” Before Eren could react I let out a small giggle at his stamen and everyone falls silent, and looking at me expectantly.

“What…? Is there something on my face.” I touch my face feeling for wetness or crumbs. Armin shakes his head in response.

“I think everyone was waiting for you to say something sassy, sorry if we made you self-conscious.” I smile graciously at his apology what a well-mannered boy.

“Well, I’m only really sassy to authority figures, but if you want me to be sassy I can be.” The brown haired girl who had been silently stealing everyone’s bread as we talked finally chimed in her mouth over flowing with food.

“Why only Authority figures?” Her well refined pronunciation surprises me. I hand her my bread she is obviously eyeing off as a reward for her efforts.

“Well, I have a problem talking to them… I lose control of my mouth and back chat them. That’s why I transferred here from the garrison.” Everyone in the table seems to have a moment of clarity letting out harmonized OOOH’s, except Mikasa who sat there staring at me.

“Doesn’t excuse your shitty behaviour brat.” I think the entire world stopped moving and looked at what was about to go down. Like the excitement I saw displayed on Hanji’s face was uncanny. Not wanting to end up in the infirmary again today I ignored him, wasn’t a smart idea. That idea was greeted with a nice firm WACK! Across the back of my head. Which in reply I turned my head slowly and glared at him.

“Are you deaf!” his stern voice threating, now in a usual situation the normal response would be to cower in fear and lick his boots as apology, me doing that, apparently un heard of.

“What can’t hear you?” I place my hand to my ear and lean closer. Levi plays along and moves inches away from me face and takes a deep breath.

“MY OFFICE NOW!” my ear drum reverberated out of my ear, well that’s what it felt like, not like id show him that thought. I stay seated and bite my lip.

“Heh? Did anyone hear that, sounded like a pretentious cock crowing at the wrong time of day.” The room was filled with gasps, oh no she didn’t, and prayers for my safety. I think I can hear Levis teeth break in his mouth as he grids them out of anger, I dun goofed. Before I can blink in hauled up into the air and placed on his muscular shoulder.

“Fuck your fat!” I wiggle my ass that is placed next to his face,

“Must be my fine ass and height, I hear the taller you are the more you weigh. You must be really light Sir.” He storms out the room as I bounce along on his shoulders, while taking our leisurely stroll down the hall way we pass none other than commander Erwin, the boss.

“Levi, don’t kill her.” He doesn’t even bother to look up from his paper work… this Levi guy does this often. I slap Levis ass and look at commander Erwin.

“Don’t worry Commander, he will only beat me toward an inch of my life, seems an inch is all he’s got.” The commander stops and looks toward our retreating figure, I see him take his glasses off and make a sign of the cross. Levi hasn’t stopped once on a mission to get to his office.

We arrive at what I presume to be his office as he kick open the door and uses my head to shut it again. He grabs me by the hips again moving from his shoulder to the floor on his pristine abode.

“Well, it looks like someone died in here, ever heard of Windex.” He standing in front of me while I sit on my newly sore ass decorating his floor, his stoic/unamused face not moving at my joke. I sigh and stand up brushing the dirt off my ass, if there was any dirt in this room.

“What is your name.” I raise an eyebrow at him… this again, seriously because you know it ended well last time.

“Santa clause.” He lets out a huff of air as a sign of annoyance.

“Sorry, sorry. It’s actually the Easter bunny, but seems where mates you can call me bunny.” He takes a step closer to mem most likely trying to intimidate me with his increasing presents, but that doesn’t work on me neither does that glare of his.

“Come one ever heard of a file read mine, instead of nagging me lady.” He moves in that inch closer so that my boobs are now brushing against his chest. He opens his lips and takes a breath, my eyes get glued to those fine looking thin lips.

“Well I would like the pretty lady to tell me her name, so I can use It.” my mind rewinds his sentence and analysis every word to make sure I’m not miss hearing things. Nope he definitely said that. For the first time ever, I’m speechless. I look down at his feet attempting to hide the blush rising on my cheeks.

“So now look who’s got nothing to say, all bark and no bite.” Oh that one hit me right in the pride, I have to I’m sorry Levi, your cute but no one disrespect my honor.

“Sorry Levi I was just inspecting you shoe size to see what I’d be in for… I think I won’t be too overwhelmed.” I look up at him with my most lustful sexy look I can muster and smirk. I think it worked because I’m instantly pinned against a wall his knee tantalizingly place in between my thighs.

“Oh we will see wont we.” He crashes his dry lips into mine, creating a heated and ravishing kiss, fighting for dominance, I hold my own against him until we need to pull away for breath.

“Oh I love a girl who can hold her own.” Now in full jackass mode, I nip at his lips playfully and pull away.

“I could hold a lot of things, if they were big enough to find.” Levis chest rumbles in pleasure at my snarky remark. His pushed his hips into me giving me a feel of his very large very firm crotch…

“Hmm do you stuff your pants often.” I feel my self be hoisted up again but instead of over his shoulders he holds me in his arms like a princess, kissing me again matching last time ferocity.

“Why don’t you stick your hands down there and find out.” I giggle against his lips, then I get evicted from his arms and onto his bed.

“Why don’t you just remove those pants and I'll investigate.” He slowly undoes his straps and tormentingly strips in front of me.

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